We hate being rattled.

Witty, tongue in cheek, what about sexy Ian?
But we're yesterday's news, so says a woman called 'John'
John Wilson?
'John' sounds awfully familiar and has an identical writing style to an old friend of ours. He even mentions an incident from a few months ago where this old friend claimed to have taken photos of us at the City Hall (it wasn't us, just some hapless passers by).

It's all very interesting.

On a completely unrelated note, isn't it strange that the respective 'Chairmen' of The Protestant Coalition and the Ulster Protestant Voice are father and son?

http://www.belfastdaily.co.uk/2013/01/11/psni-on-standby-for-union-flag-operation-standstill-protests/

Ian McCrory (UPV)  & Sam McCrory (Protestant Coalition)


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We are getting bored of this lot...

However there is something decidely dodgy going on here.

The so-called Protestant Coalition claim to be the most talked about 'political party' in Northern Ireland based on Facebook stats.

However, while we don't have access to their actual admin statistics a quick check on their 'likes' counter is very revealing:

Protestant Coalition Like Counter

 These shots prompt a few questions:
  1. Why is London the city where most of the people talking about the page are from
  2. Why the sudden surge in people talking about the page after July 17th 2013?

Protestant Coalition visible like statistics
We are no experts but there is one standout possible explanation.

Would anyone like to hazard a guess as to what it may be?






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We are ashacked.

Today some clown called David Dove Allen named Sunday World journalist Eavan Murray as an administrator on our Facebook pages(s) in a post regarding the so-called Protestant Coalition's ill-fated invasion of Facebook HQ in Dublin.


Protestant Coalition annoying Facebook in Dublin (Wee Willie Frazer, Bill (Bollocks) Hill)

Later, an even bigger clown called John Wilson, who seems to have some sort of role with the Ulster People's Forum (Chairman: Jamie Bryson) made an even bigger claim: EAVAN IS LAD

Accusation against Eavan Murray, Sunday World






































Mr. Wilson then went on to post another of Eavan's Tweets actually supporting L.A.D. and posting a link to this very blog.

John Wilson claims Eavan Murray is behind L.A.D.


You may be wondering who the U.P.F. (or Ulster People's Forum) actually are and which 'people' they actually represent? The answer is fucking no-one. They are the grouping that was originally set up by Jamie Bryson and Willie Frazer at the height of the fleg protests (i.e. riots) and have largely disappeared into obscurity. A few off them subsequently buggered off to join ex-BNP man Jim Dowson's Protestant Coalition (notably Wee Willie and rentamouth Bill Hill).

Ulster People's Forum L-R Bill Hill, some woman, Jamie O'Bryson, Wee Willie Frazer, another bald man


Amongst the things the UPF and PC have in common is that they have absolutely no political mandate and seem to think they are important because they can cause  a bit of shit-stirring and hassle the odd Lord Mayor. The only newspaper that pays them any attention these days is the News Letter and we certainly wouldn't accuse the journalists who religiously print their badly written 'Press Releases' as being members.

As for the so-called 'phoney' statement they refer to; we have no idea what the fuck they are talking about. We've searched our file labelled 'bollocks' and can't find it. 

It may surprise these minority shit stirrers that we are actually in contact with proper journalists. Perhaps Channel 4's Alex Thompson is also a L.A.D. administrator? (Alex even has the temerity to follow us, a dead giveaway).

Alex Thompson - witty fucker
We even keep in contact with quite a few elected representatives (these are people who get votes for those UPF/PC members who may be able to read). We won't name them just yet but a cursory glance reveals that we have followers on Twitter from right across the political spectrum (i.e. not just taigs!).

So Mr. Dove and Mr. Wilson we are happy to confirm that Eavan Murray is not L.A.D. She has never written anything for L.A.D. or contributed anything to L.A.D. I'm sure she wouldn't mind us saying that we do talk (you know dialogue that weird thing you guys don't understand) but then we talk to loads of people (including quite a few members of the flegging community who send us screen shits and think you lot are a bunch of tossers). In any case Eavan is a girl and you know girls can't join loyalist bands.

We have passed these screen shots onto Eavan who is actually volunteering in the Congo at the moment.

It'll be interesting to hear what she plans to do about your potentially libellous comments upon her return.




















Happy hunting boys.

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As predicted our very good friends at Facebook have seen fit to remove the third incarnation of L.A.D. - again without warning and with none of the admins receiving bans in advance.

We find it funny as fuck that some people seem to think we are so important that they orchestrate campaigns to have us removed from Facebook. What are they frightened off?

The charming Wee Willie Frazer is the latest to try to ban us - and this guy has aspirations to be a serious politician.

Willie (Stalin) Frazer















Anyway we say FUCK YOU WILLIE.

LAD is back already at https://www.facebook.com/loyalistsagainstdemokracy

(We'll tidy up the page later)

Our Twitter Feed is growing by the day: https://twitter.com/LADFLEG

and we have also launched our YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperLADtube

We're going nowhere Willie. Get used to it and try to get a sense of humour.

No surrender!

WE are the people!


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The tragic news that Facebook have removed the Protestant Coalition's page after weeks of posts regarding  dogs, dead royals and cancer stories has resulted in one of the most bizarre press conferences of all time.

We wish we could take credit for this piece of comedy gold but these people are REAL!

Behold:

The full unedited Press Release is reprinted here:


Press Release from the Protestant Coalition.

Over the last week we have been reporting thst dozens if not hundreds of Loyalists were being banned off Facebook for allegedly breaching their 'community standards' rules. However ee have the screenshots of what facebook deem as a breach. They range from posting up the Red Hand flag to us using the official Protestant Coalition Party logo and comments such as Ruth Patterson just released ! Obviously this situation is intolerable but today things took an even sinister turn when our party's official facebook page was unpublished by Facebook. Despite being a very new party our modern approach had seen our Facebook grow to the largest facebook page of ANY party in Northern Ireland with over 6, 500 likes, a weekly reach of over 8 million and over 650, 000 people engaged. This gave our Party the biggest social media reach of any party and to be denied this means of communication places us at a great disadvantage in the political sphere as we are now the only party without a Facebook page.

Why have Facebook been Protestant people for no creditable reason? Is it because we have the word Protestant in our name? Sounds absurd but the reality is....we have had our page unpublished by the for absolutely no good reason at all. Our members have worked to highlight the plight of the innocent victim's for years, many of them butchered simply because they were Protestants, and now once again we see our Faith and name being made ' offensive' to some people that WE have been wiped off the social media platform.

We have the proof, there can be no weasel words from Facebook or cries of ' innocent mistake', this attack on our Party and many more Loyalist Protestants is blatant, unwarranted, sectarian and PROVABLE !. The European HQ for Facebook is situated in Dublin, and maybe this is why we are being treated in such a despicable and sectarian way, maybe it's a rogue elements within the organisation or maybe it's a corporate decision but we just don't know and we intend to find out.

During the week we sent a letter asking for an immediate explanation from facebook and know we have been taken down altogether and have had no reply from Dublin, therefore we are left with no other alternative but to go to the Dublin HQ of Facebook to seek answers and we may also have to seek redress through the courts. The situation has angered thousands of Ulster Protestants and be assured that I or the Protestant Coalition will let this matter rest until Facebook resolve these issues and also issue us with a full explanation of what has been going on. We have contacted the Guards in Dublin, S/I Joe Gannon at Pearse Street will be the liaison officer with them to ensure that our members do not have a re-run of anything like they encountered the last time that they went to Dublin. End

Sam McCrory
Chairman


You couldn't  make this shit up.
The Protestant Coalition



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A few months back a report commissioned by Nelson McCausland's Department for Social Development concluded that the Orange Order contributed £55m to the local Northern Ireland economy. Amongst the factors listed were band uniforms and equipment.

http://www.u.tv/news/Loyal-Orders-contribute-55m-to-economy/c1744620-395f-4eee-be45-38cdf201f2da

Strange then that we have discovered a Facebook page based in Pakistan that manufactures a variety of items for various Northern Ireland and Scotland based loyalist bands, Orange Lodges and
collectors of Nazi memorabilia.

https://www.facebook.com/ihbbadges
IH Badges Pakistan













International House of Badges, P.O. BOX # 602, Sialkot 51310, Pakistan.

 
The friends list of IH Badges makes interesting reading:

https://www.facebook.com/ihbbadges/friends_all

Here are some examples of their fine work:





















We can't of course comment on working conditions at this particular manufacturer in Pakistan but would question why these various loyalist bands and Orange Lodges choose to use the services of IHB rather than local manufacturers since they are so committed to supporting all things British.

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Former BNP man Jim Dowson's so-called Protestant Coalition are no strangers to being economical with the truth, in other words they are lying bastarbs.

Over the past few days they have declared war on Facebook claiming the social media site is victimising the 'PUL' community (whatever the fuck that is).























Today they have claimed that Facebook have removed their 'official crest' and for the past 24 hours ran their page 'crestless' only to change it today to a new profile pic proclaiming 'Northern Ireland is British' (which bizarrely reads as 'Ireland is British' when used as an avatar).

Protestant Coalition war on Facebook



































As one might expect this is of course absolute bollocks.

A cursory glance at the photos section on their Facebook page reveals that while a new profile pic was uploaded today (2nd August 2013) the original 'crest' is still there in all it's glory - proudly claiming 'Principle Before Politics'.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.457712344299202.1073741825.457708260966277&type=3


Protestant Coalition 'removed' crest






















Who do these arseholes think they are  kidding? Quite a lot sadly given the success of their previous like and share spam campaign.

Dowson  claimed in yesterday's Irish News that he will making his way to Dublin to lodge a formal complaint with Facebook at their official European HQ.

Thanks Jim but we really don't need any help from C.U.N.T.s like you.

Read our blog from August 1st 2013 for instructions on how to report these shameless lying spammers.




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Not content with using photographs of dead Royals and injured dogs in their attempt to spread their message of sectarian hatred, ex-BNP Man Jim Dowson's so-called Protestant Coalition have now sunk to a new low to exploit victims of cancer.

In a post on their Facebook page today (August 1st 2013) they claim this is World Cancer Day.

No it isn't.That was on February 4th 2013.

http://www.worldcancerday.org/

Protestant Coalition Cancer Scam

















This is nothing more than an scam and an attempt to spread span across Facebook.

Facebook do not take kindly to scams of this sort so here is L.A.D.'s easy to use guide to reporting them:

Reporting the Protestant Coalition







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People rights us off and says we have no leaders and we has no direction but we has No Surrender and we have flegs and also we have spies in Stormount that tells us things that is going on that they try to keep secret from us.

Are top secret head spy has just sent us plans to further deginate derigrade demigra unrespect are culture and Orange Orders and stuff.  Theres a Merican man called Has who is a diplomat that has come to are Wee Country to try and stop are culture being given to the Roman Catholics and painted green and to make a road map to the future or something.

The DUP think we are blind to the plans they are keeping secret from us but now we know that they are selling L.A.D and the Orange Orders down the Lagan.  Below is a computer generated model of the new her Magesty The Queens Highway.  Are spy is trying to get more details for what the PSNIRA and DUPIRA and Has are wanting to do with these but we think it will make a mess of are glorious culture to march.

There wil be more news when we have hear from our spy again.

A road to nowhere?
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Loyalists Against Democracy is a satirical page.

We take the piss out of people who are intent on wrecking the fucking place.

We are loyal loyalists. But we are peace loving loyal loyalists. 

We keep getting banned by Facebook without any explanation whatsoever.

How then are people/pages like these allowed to keep spewing messages of hatred?

Here are a few of the screenshots from our archives - all taken in the last four weeks, all still active on Facebook.

Perhaps someone would like to contact Facebook and ask them how these images don't contravene 'community standards'?

Brace yourselves...
































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Dear Protestant Coalition.

I am the manager of the Facebook pages Loyalist Against Demacracy & Loyalists Against Damacracy and today I am not feeling very funny.

Today on your Facebook page you have labelled my pages ‘republican’. 

The Protestant Coalition - libellous
This is not true.  As I stated in my statement to The Irish News on Monday when Facebook admitted an error in unpublishing L.A.D.:

“L.A.D. is delighted that Facebook have recognised the error of their ways and reinstated Loyalists Against Demacracy, Northern Ireland's most loyal loyal loyalist page. None are more loyal than us.

In all seriousness, L.A.D. has always enjoyed huge cross community support and provides a forum for the majority of people to express their frustration with those intent on wrecking the place regardless of cause or motivation. We do this using satire and self depreciation and hope we have made people laugh in difficult times.

We also shine a light on less savoury Facebook pages and hold them up to public account, scrutiny and mockery. The sectarian bigots in our society are happy to spout statements of hatred in their own enclaves but less happy when shown to the majority of decent people.”

In other words THE PAGE IS NOT FUCKING REPUBLICAN.

There may well be republicans commenting on my pages; as well as unionists, conservatives, socialists, greens, nationalists and communists. I welcome all sorts as long as they aren’t sectarian bigots, racist, homophobic, extremely stupid or make threats of violence.

This is a satirical page. If you cannot grasp that concept please look it up in a dictionary or have a look at the works of Peter Cook, Stephen Colbert, Charlie Brooker, Sasha Baron Cohen, Bill Hicks, Ian Hislop and a personal favourite Chris Morris.  I don’t claim to be in their class but I’d like us to be.

Having garnered legal opinion I am informed that your statement is in fact libellous as you have published an untruth about me which could potentially do harm to my reputation. Therefore I have instructed a solicitor to take this matter further.

Please don’t bother removing the post; it will do you no favours.

With no Love,

L.A.D. (Mr.)
WE are the people
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Our Facebook page 'Loyalists Against Demacracy' was closed without warning by Facebook last week.

We quickly launched a replacement 'Loyalists Against Damacracy' and some of our 5,000 Facebook likers mounted a campaign to highlight our plight.

Thankfully The Irish News took up the cause and contacted Facebook on our behalf.

VICTORY IS OURS

WE are the people

The Irish News - Loyalists Against Democracy

(Sadly no word on L.A.D. 1, the original Loyalists Against Democracy which was closed without warning for no reason with 6,000 likers)
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