From December 2012 until the end of summer 2013 Belfast was before the world. But it wasn’t good. As we’ve come to know, when news of Belfast runs on BBC Radio 4, you know things are bad. When the New York Times talks Belfast, you know things are really bad.

And by ‘bad’ I now mean towering levels of incivility, Buckfast-fuelled thuggery, recreational rioting and spill-open-your-stomach sectarianism. Once again Northern Ireland’s backward class has taken a chokehold grip on the running of the province.

How aptly the words of Alain Finkielkraut capture the state of affairs: “Barbarism is not the inheritance of our pre-history. It is the companion that dogs our every step”.

The majority people want peace, but each step in the process is dogged by the old engine of sectarianism, screaming and revving and kicking back. Like an on-the-loop re-enactment of the Protestant-Catholic religious wars of the 16th, 17th and 18th Century.
But the wretched sectarianism that the world has come to equate with the North of Ireland, is absolutely not Northern Ireland. To that I ask this simple question: When are Northern Ireland’s forces of modernity going to stand up and break the hold held by the fringe forces of reaction?

Northern Ireland is now an exciting cosmopolitan place, populated by an educated and ambitious class. Holding back the modern majority is a unionist and nationalist class, mutually antagonistic and individually polarised, but united as a whole: Both curdled by hate and messianic absolution.
I’ve written before that this is where the battle line will lie in the coming Century: Between the tolerant and plural people of modernity (Protestant and Catholic) and the thug-merchants of reaction and the past (Protestant and Catholic).

In fact, this is a trend we’re seeing around the world. Andrew Sullivan wrote a piece in the Sunday Times of July 14 2013 under the title ‘From Tehran, Turkey and Texas, the battle for tolerance is upon us.’
Andrew Sullivan explained it like this: The old world order has been forever dislocated by the spread of liberal market capitalism and a tech revolution. As a result, an exciting secular class (a global village) is taking root and flowering a new and tolerant world.

Though, as in Northern Ireland, the creation of this new and tolerant world is not coming without a fight. The old is fighting the modern. Andrew Sullivan said: “What we are now seeing are the forces of modernity and the reaction to them dividing societies across the globe… The conflict is close to ubiquitous.”
We’ve seen it in Egypt, Turkey, Tunisia, Iran, across the Maghreb, in Brazil, in Russia and all around the world. Young people are protesting against old order theocracy and authoritarian religiosity. They’re fighting for a new order of women’s rights, free speech, social liberalism and secularism. They want to be part of the new world of the 21st Century.

However in Northern Ireland our modern, outward looking class have rolled over and given the fight to the remarkable feudal, tribal and historical ananchronism that is dissident extremists on both sides, politically and on the streets. We sit back and we take it; we let them foul, shame and defame our good name.

As John Hewitt said fictitiously, ‘speak peace and toleration. Moderate your tone of voice and everywhere avoid what might provoke.’ But Northern Ireland’s modern class must give a voice of protest. As John Hewitt said, ‘this is my country… When it is fouled, shall I not remonstrate? My heritage is not their violence.’
Unfortunately we have a sterile step-in-line, know-your-place culture: a stifling mentality that hinders free agency, self-direction, free expression and individuality – typified so perfectly by the DUP veto of libel reform. The supposed people of modernity (characterised by young people like Hannah Nelson) have been kept down by autocratic politicians that have crafted a limp, servile, uncritical, unthinking mass.

But as Tom Hickey said in the wonderful book ‘Up the Republic’, young people need to develop ‘strong skills of contestation’. Our young people need the sort of agency, free thinking and speaking skills that will allow them to question the calamity of others who extort and exert arbitrary control over them.

Young people ‘must be equipped with the skills to contest the influence of a group of leaders over such matters as the interpretations of cultural traditions.’
When the Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan tried to implement laws restricting the sale of alcohol and limiting other rights, the young, secular and westernised population of urban cities protested loudly, forcefully, confidently.

When our politicians and jackboots on the street push back the clock, our middle and moderate classes just carry on with that old-time Irish, Northern Irish fatalism.
Where in Greece the young people protest against youth unemployment, our young people do nothing. Where in Russia Pussy Riot fight for women’s rights, our minorities and underrepresented do nothing. Where in England, secular groups counter-protest against their native outfit of violent thugs [the EDL and BNP], we do nothing about our local outfit of riotous violent thugs.

In Northern Ireland we have a political and street-thug class wedded to the past. Both live in a world where moderation is anathema; they’re a doctrinal people in which doctrine is eternally true and cannot be changed.

The majority of Northern Ireland has got past the messianic absolutism and the barbarism that comes with it – only a select and minority set on the street and in government haven’t.

Where are your priorities ladies and gentlemen? You’re giving away what is most cherished to Northern Ireland – your peace, your tolerance and your modernism - and you’re giving it up without a fight. This is serious. When are we going to stand up, say a clear and confident No! and make our hopelessly tribal politics and our barbaric inheritance history?
[Written by Brian John Spencer and originally published on Eamonnmallie.com]

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Support the starving peaceful civil wrights protesters at Twaddell.

Time is running out for them.


Thankfully Mervyn Gibson arranged emergency relief:

Orange Order head of crisps and Buckfast Mervyn Gibson

And Tayto have rushed out a brand new flavour:

Tayto Bitter Orange flavour
Save these poor souls.

Big Jim (Dodgy) Dowson is ready and willing with his bucket.


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We have organised a series of fund raising events for the peaceful protesters at the Twaddell Avenue "Civil Rights" Camp.

Already the press coverage has been tremendous and our mascot Prodsey Bear has been turning up everywhere.

Watch this space for further developments.

LAD Orange Aid Brethren in Need
Prodsey Bear at Twaddell
Prodsey Bear with the Protestant Coalition
Jonathan  Bell-End, Prodsey Bear, Ronseal Ruth Patterson and Minister for Disasters Edwin Poots
Prodsey Bear in The Belfast Newsletter
Orange Aid Concert Line-up revealed
Charity single coming soon - watch this space



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Regular readers may have noticed that we are no great fan of former BNP man Big Jim (Dodgy) Dowson's so-called 'Protestant Coalition'.

In fact some might say that we have called them a pack of shit stirrers.

Dowson's party, fronted by Wee Willie Frazer under the chairmanship of uber-loyalist Sam McCrory have been quite shameless in using dubious means to drum up Facebook likes and increase their profile locally.

The biggest surprise has been that it has taken the local media a long time to catch up with L.A.D. in exposing this inflammatory bunch of unelectable clowns.

Today that changed when the News Letter's Sam McBride ran a piece entitled 'Attacking police justified, says Protestant Coalition' and quoted Party Chairman Sam McCrory as saying "They (the PSNI) took a very good beating and rightly so because we [as] a people have had enough and what happened last night is just the beginning of the tide turning” in regard to the disgraceful scenes in Belfast City Centre on Friday evening.

McCrory said: “It’s been a victory for the Protestant, unionist, loyalist community here in the centre of Belfast. Dissident republicans didn’t get parading through the middle of our city. They were re-routed. In the end they accepted defeat. We claim the victory, so we do, for the decent citizens of Belfast.”
Protestant Coalition - attacking police is justified

This followed a bizarre ranting statement by McCrory on You Tube when McCrory, flanked by his colleagues in the Protestant Coalition leadership team (Frazer, Bill Hill and the other baldy one) seemed to take responsibility for the violence on Friday evening.
Protestant Coalition: Bill (Bollocks) Hill, Sam (Motormouth) McCrory, unknown bald man, Wee Willie Frazer
Sadly the man pulling the strings of Frazer, Hill, Frazer et al, the afore-mentioned Jim (Dodgy) Dowson was not present on Friday evening - his bail conditions prevent him from entering Belfast.

However since the Protestant Coalition is funded by him and used his offices in Dundonald it will be interesting to see what view the PSNI and the courts take with regard to his tacit involvement.

So it will.

Jim (Dodgy) Dowson - shit stirrer






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Today thousands of pounds worth of damage has been caused in Belfast, Police Officers have been injured, the reputation of the city damaged and there have been numerous arrests.

Apportioning 'blame' is difficult; there are myriad social and economic factors that drive people to behave in this manner. But one 'organisation' has been particularly vocal in promoting, orchestrating and praising the so-called 'peaceful' protestors.

Stand up Willie Frazer and Jim Dowson's Protestant Coalition.

You must be very proud.

Surely it's time the PSNI had words with all involved.















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